About

I’m a thirtysomething girl with a husband and daughter.  I love all things bacon.  I take a little coffee with my cream.  I have what doctors call “a little bit of a weight problem”.  I’ve been tobacco free since January 10, 2013 at 7:30AM (but who’s counting right?).

My daughter is 6.  My husband is not.  I work notquite full time at a job that pays me notquite enough money.  I have two bosses and naturally, I despise one and love the other.  I live six entire blocks from my office and six blocks from my daughter’s school.  I drive 2 miles a day.  Round trip.

I’m Texan.  This means I love sweet tea, I’ll bless your heart, if we kill it, we eat it (as long as it weights more than 100 pounds before we dressed it).  I bleed burnt orange no matter how terrible my team is.  I live for college football and could do without basketball, baseball or any other “ball”.  I don’t mess with Texas and I know that’s an anti-liter campaign and not “the slogan of Texas”.  I don’t ride a horse to work and I don’t even own a cowboy hat.  Boots though?  Yes.

I hate dressing up.  Sweatshirts and flip flops are pretty much my favorite animals.

I like the way my dogs paws smell.  He’s a miniature daschund if you’re writing a book.  He’s named after a song by The Beatles and he’s pretty much rock & roll.

I have a terrible habbit of swearing, so if you don’t like the occasional f-bomb, you might want to skim this blog.

The list of foods I don’t like are as follows:  oysters, calamari.  That’s it.  I’ll try anything once as long as it’s not a reproductive organ from an animal.